batmansflapjacks:

I follow back 100%!!

batmansflapjacks:

I follow back 100%!!

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

(via diplosomia)

One of my all time favourite authors 😎 (via homet0wn)

The only thing my school yearbook is good for is snorting lines of coke off of it.

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

p0kemina:

fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

millasoowavyy:

😂😂😂

millasoowavyy:

😂😂😂